Christmas Card Enthusiast Mugs

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Do you think that's wise?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'How about a game of cards?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'He's got your nose.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Zoom Christmas

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"I noticed a few browns."

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

"Rockefeller Center."

Meet Santa's entourage