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Santa Claus's Mail

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

Leaving cards.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

Dog's Christmas list.

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Christmas with Cats

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Merry Christmas!

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Santa's workshop.

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"Sorry - we don't carry sleigh beds."

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

'Fleas Navidad.'

Fallen Angel