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Santa Claus's Mail

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Your climb up the company ladder starts now.

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Leaving cards.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Dog's Christmas list.

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

"It appears that it's a Christmas card from another GOP House member..."

"Good news—it's not colon cancer, it's tinsel."

'I said I wanted a couple new shelves putting up for Christmas!'

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Christmas with Cats

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Merry Christmas!

Roses are occasionally red. Violets are violet not blue. I'm a pedant. So there!

Post early for Christmas 2010.

Santa's workshop.

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

"Sorry - we don't carry sleigh beds."

Greetings cards copy writer's block.

'Do you have one for a greetings card writer whose job was outsourced?'

"Really, Pop - you call this 'with care?'"

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

'Fleas Navidad.'

The Nativity

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"