Christianity Admirers Mugs

"You know what happens you ASSUME?!"

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'No kidding? -- a black belt in humility?'

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'Yes, and don't call me Shirley.'

Football

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

"Uh Oh! Looks like you're being un-friended."

Why God created Humans - "Adam, pull my finger!"

Jesus was a republican because he rode into Jerusalem on a Democrat...

"Three kings and we still can't get a room upgrade?"

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

"You mind signing this? My kid's is a big fan."

"Frankincense you fool...."

Holy Butterfly.

John Bunyan

'What if the Virgin Mary hadn't gone along with the idea?'

'The Good Book makes mention of losers like yourself.'

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

"All I got was this participation ribbon."

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

NASA rocket with a church spire on top.

"God sounds too pretentious I prefer 'The Original Stay-At-Home Dad'."

Cheesus

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

I hear you're an atheist now. It's the thing to be. What about me? What about you? I have the power to destroy you. So. I am your god! Rethinking position.

Pope Francis