Christian Values Observer Mugs

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'Have your daily bread every other day.'

Two friars ringing bells

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'All right - which country in Europe are you from?'

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

Bishops with headgear of increasing size.

Cheesus

"It's a card from the Church of England ... and there's a fiver in it."

The new house of worship greeter.

Must have been rough being the only white kid in the Middle East.

Pope Benedict - Big Changes.

'He's been watching those Christian vegetable videos, and now he won't eat anything but meat.'

Speaker of the House: Mike Johnson

Old Archbishop with zimmer like staff

Church Parking Lot Contains Nothing But Handicap Spaces

"These days, you can't take anything for granted."

More Nontraditional Family Units

'The White House is infringing upon our religious freedom...!'

Voter Apathy

"My fellow Americans, we are one nation, a strong nation, a nation united by the common belief that Congress is garbage."

Some men find not shaving or cutting their hair during sefira particularly challenging.

Nuns do things out of force of habit.

I don

'Oi, Jehovah! Your witnesses are here.'