Christian Traditions T-Shirts

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

The Nun and Hot Cross Buns

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

Choirboy

Gaudete

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I love these old decorations!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

'Och lye the news'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

All-Candy Seder.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Baptism Then and Now

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Folk Wedding

Christmas on Other Planets.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'