Chortling Chiropractor Prints

"Don't be alarmed! The Doctor's chiropractor recommended he work like this!"

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Egyptian chiropractor.

"At least we're consistent ... "

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Joint Ventures!

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Whiplash..."

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

Nearest Backache Specialist.

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."