
'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'
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'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'
Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.
Meet Me Outside St. Louis
"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."
At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')
Cossack dancers
Cygnets from Swan Lake
Dancing with the Star Wars
Odette from Swan Lake
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
Orchestra conductor
Moulin Rouge Security
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'
Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried
Ballet School - Ring For Attention.
Music Hall Dancers
'We are so in sync!'
Ballet dancer.
Take a bow!
Interpretive napping
'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'
'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'
Broadway Moosical.
"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."
'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'
Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.
'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'
Dancing
Dancing woman
"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."
Sidewalk Ballet
Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.
"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."
She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
Tortoises breakdancing
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