Chore Dodger Prints

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Yeah, yeah, I get it. Time to do laundry."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"Baldo, can you help me collect for charity?"

'Hey Harry? Remember all those things you're going to do when hell freezes over?'

"Is this your subtle way of telling me that I forgot to change the toilet roll?"

'I really think we need to change the bin bag...'

"Shouldn't you do something about that?"

"Mr. Rod, my dad wants to clean the garage tomorrow...and he needs me to pack boxes and haul tons of stuff. It'll probably take all day!"

"You look bored."

"Can you get this finished before he wakes up?"

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"...And why is it always my job to change the newspaper?..."

"Harold has a way of turning my to do list into a to don't list."

"My voices told me to just relax today!"

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'You can camouflage yourself as much as you like Derek, but these dishes will still be here.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight - I washed the dishes today, and I can't do a thing with them.'

She wants me to mow the lawn. Can I hide in here?

'You're not washing those dishes...today is your birthday...you can wash them tomorrow.'

"Baldo, I need you to take this out to the dumpster."

'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'

"Have you seen your father? I have a job for him."

"Too buys to chop wood! Too busy to haul branches! But you're never too busy to party, are you?"

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Lawnmower

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."