Chord Conjurer Prints

Guitars in Heaven

Bright Idea

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

Fallen Angel.

Fancy a twinkle before supper?

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

"She works best in hex mode."

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

Saxophone summoning.

Balancing Act.

"The usual, please."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"I have to know how it's done."

Magician producing the Euro

fortune teller and credit card.

Witch Online

Quwaket

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Alien Magician

Witching Hour

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

The Evil Pixie of Reaction Mixtures Taunts Another Chemist.

The Musician