Choral Comedians Mugs

Lion Choir.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"The Just Me Band"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

An amplified harp

'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

'I want my ideas called 'concepts' not 'notions'.'

"Let's vote. All those in favour of flying to Switzerland, withdrawing our secret bank account and splitting?"

'Judge Mental.'

Musical Pipe