Choosing A Future Career Pillows

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Go! Means NOW!

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"The boss can see you now."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Caged Businessman

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Had enough of the box.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"What's your occupation?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Frankly, I'm ed up with brilliant, independent thinkers. I'm looking for a good old fashioned yes man.'