Choosing A Future Career Pillows

Plastic Surgeon Kid

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Make a lot of money."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Go! Means NOW!

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"The boss can see you now."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Caged Businessman

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

Had enough of the box.

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Frankly, I'm ed up with brilliant, independent thinkers. I'm looking for a good old fashioned yes man.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"