Choir Champ Mugs

Amateur singers

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I lost the groove."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Mexican angels.

Tenors

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

Ventriloquist Audition

A family choir

Heaven

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Four Chanting Monks

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Church Hymn

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Choirboy

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

Heavenly voices.

The Corus.