Choir Appreciation Prints

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Hildegard von Bingen

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"I lost the groove."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

The Dog Choir

Mexican angels.

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

Choirmaster conducting, with one hand over a choirboy's mouth.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

Ventriloquist Audition

Heaven

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

Four Chanting Monks

'It helps with reception.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

A family choir

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

A singer being criticised

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Loud Chorister

Hallelujah!

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"...And you will serve two years in a male voice choir as a baritone!"

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"I'm going to need even less tuba."