Choices Mugs

Elevator dilemma.

Sidney comes to the end of life's motorway

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Call me?"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

YOLO vs YODO

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Choice hellhole

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."

A Kangermoo

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

"Which free tote goes best?"

How to choose...

Question man

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

'More options!'

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

The road less traveled.

Failure - Success

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

"Can I overwhelm you with a menu?"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"I need a minute."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."