Chiropractic Champion Mugs

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Family working together

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Christmas choir

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Covid Duel

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"You must be married, and well trained."

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

New broom

A day of domestics...

How to communicate with a man.

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"