Chiropractic Care Prints

Egyptian chiropractor.

Egyptians stuck in position line up to see the chiropractor.

The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'

'I think I've diagnosed your problem. It's your funny bone!'

"Don't forget your chiropractor's appointment tomorrow!"

'Who would like a little judo chop while you're waiting?'

"My chiropractor is great. Honestly, he got all the knots out."

'I'll bet that all the money they save on vegetables they put right back into chiropractors.'

"I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I did the hokey pokey and I threw my back out!"

"Relax! That first crack is just me getting past your deductible."

"Ouch! You’re killing me!"

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

Faith-Based Chiropractic Care

'Ever since I hired you, you've been a pain in my neck. After I get back from my chiropractor, I'm going to fire you.'

The Cello Victims

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I stand corrected."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'

"It's just a hunch, but you spend a lot time at your computer, don't you?"

Joint Ventures!

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"I don't think the crackling sound coming from your lower back is as serious as you thought. Just relax and I'll have this Rice Krispie Square out of your back pocket in no time."

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"