Chip Cracker Mugs

Little league world series of poker.

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Early Programmers.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Computer Crimes

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'It looks like our data.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"This is Pete, our cryptocurrency expert."

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'