Chimney Impersonator Mugs

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Santa Elevator

"If you need anything just wink."

"Damned cyclists."

2019, 2020 and 2021

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Sanitizer

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Heavenly Recycling Centre

Lord Dundreary

'Whew!'

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

Merry Christmas

"You smell like a chimney."

'Do I really sound like that?'

Dentist working on a giant

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

"You never know until you try!"