Chimney Escapade Fan Prints

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Come back immediately, idiot.'

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

Ladder in a lift shard.

Sanitizer

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

"It ran amok."

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

'Who said you can't solve your problems by running?'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Stuck in the stile.

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

"Not tonight, dear. I have a head injury."

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

When Shapes in the Clouds Attack.

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

Finding the Holy Grail of Stero Systems.

"He says he noticed that this rash developed after sliding down chimneys."

Mysterious stranger wonders who he, himself, is.

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

"Tell me, why does your advert say, 'Fit young lodger required'?"

Children leaving zoo with chimp

'A ROUND trip, you say, Columbus?'