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The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

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'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

Have you had your flu shot yet?

The Apprentice

Steeplejack.

"He always falls for that trick."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

"Cor, what a site!"

Air Pollution

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

Chimney Sweep

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

"Keep a lookout."

Episcopalian Flue Jab.

Chimney sweep is faced with a mischievous imp.

"You smell like a chimney."