Chimney Champion T-Shirts

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Santa Elevator

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Isn't it great?!'

Christmas card access

Santa relaxes by Fire

2019, 2020 and 2021

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Pinterest shaming

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

Coronavirus Warriors

Sanitizer

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'Damn. I managed to get down this one last year...'

The Postman's Winter Delivery

Never give up! Unless it's really h.....

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

Finally, after millions of years, evolution solves mankind's smoking problem.

Heating costs.

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'Atkins Diet, my Aunt Fanny!'

'You mean, it's not a laundry chute?'

Factory Chimney

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

'Another lot reinstated their fireplace. Blast these rising fuel prices!'

'I wish my owners would fit a cat-flap!'

'Not another bloody flue liner!'