Chilling Out Mugs

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Sunday papers.

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

On holiday.

Bring your own inflatable.

Marshmallows

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Born to be Mild.

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"My feet are cold."

Inactive wear store.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

His master's chill-out album

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Sofa Sunday

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Chillaxing!