Chilled Beverage Enthusiasts Pillows

Chilled drinks cabinet.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

Global Warming.

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

Just chilling out...and you?

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

'Right, I'm at the yoghurt section...What size?...Right...What flavour?...Right...Low fat?...Right...Very low fat?...Right...How many?...Right...'

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Pet Cryogenics.

Ice cubes