Chilled Beverage Enthusiasts Pillows

Chilled drinks cabinet.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Child selling cold lemonade in the winter

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

'The ice machine's broken!!'

"Here, but you'd better hurry and drink it before it gets warm."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

Global Warming.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

Just chilling out...and you?

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

I don't find having a goldfish relaxing enough any more. I think I'll get a hippy.

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

'Don't worry cousin, remember that I'm an Arctic Fox: I'm used to the cold...'

Ice cubes

Medical Marijuana: Take a toke before watching the news.

'Cold enough now?' (Beer in block of ice.)

Pet Cryogenics.

'To you, it spoils the wine; to me, it improves the ice cubes.'

"Would I enjoy this more if I hated my job?"