Chill Commuter Mugs

Darnit, I missed the train...

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

The return of Miss Subways

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Snowman going to work.

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"I gave on the E train."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'How am I doing?'

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Environmentally Friendly Transport

Passengers checking for their train

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

"It cuts air resistance."

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

Clown Bike Rack

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

Nethead strip: Chucked by girlfriend over time spent on computer

'Benjamin, your car is knocking.'

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

Tuesday

Mountain rescue team standing on the lost climber.

Henry, worried his old car wouldn't pass a smog inspection, took his washer. It passed, but he was ticketed for driving an appliance without a license.

'I'll be talking to the boss this morning. I parked in his space!'

"Madame, I am disabled! Yesterday, I lost my smartphone."