Chili Enthusiast Prints

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

"We've always had an open door AND an open window policy."

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

The Chili Bowl: Flavor of the month tomato!

Dave's Diner - Our Chili Not Sold in Stores!

Chili - Not recommended for Women or Children.

"Kate, I gotta say, you make a mean chili!"

'Who mixed the dishwater into the chili?'

'You can have inner peace or you can have chili with beans, but you can't have both.'

'It's a new State law, sir -- you need a background check and a 14-day waiting period for the chili.'

'You make a HELLUVA bowl of chili, Donna!!'

International House of Chili.

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

"Sorry about that. Lenny accidentally used jumping beans."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Barbeque Casualty.

"I come here for the pepper."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.