Children Studies Prints

Regardless children just want to fit in.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

I like the Jets...I guess

Wildlife

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"And this is our media room."

"Look, a bug!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

SALE

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Likes: $2.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The kids were so sweet...'

Raised by Dogs

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'