Children's Programs Prints

'I can't go to be now, Mom - I'm the target audience!'

"I have to be honest, I thought you'd be bigger."

'Guess who just signed a contract with Sesame Street !?!' (a number '3' says proudly).

Dalek toilet

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Little doctor.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Circus Act

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Remote Control Duck

Regardless children just want to fit in.

Maypole

25¢ Ride the Pony

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"But mom, I can't clean my room now. I just won the Kids Bedroom Seal of Approval!"

Gracie is hired by the paletero to create signs directing children to his cart.

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

'and they wonder what the kids see in Bob the Builder!'

Face painting - children have no faces

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

Child thinking pregnant mother looks like a Telly-Tubby.