Children's Mental Health Day Pillows

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Wildlife

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Football Fans

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Postwar is hell."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

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Build a Raft

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"