Children's Literature Aficionado Mugs

Three lanes at a turnpike; one for passes, one for cash and one, manned by a troll, for riddles.

The Curious George pop-down book

A spider writes "terrific" about a prisoner on death row.

"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."

"Forget the net! Find a really big frying pan."

At the witches supermarket.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Pastries and Candy

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

The unforgiving tree

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"It's post-gingerbread."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"

"Where's Waldo and his little-know cousin what's Wanda."

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

'It's just more pro-parent spin.'

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

'I like the way you have Jack and Jill go up the hill with a lawyer.'

Little Investment on the Praire

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

Madeleine L'Engle

'I found out years later that my parents were drunk when they named me 'Winnie the Pooh'.'

"Where the wild things went."