Children's Classics Mugs

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Poky Little Pupa.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Rapunzel in the Morning

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

If you're happy and you know it...

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Well did he?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."