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Benefactor of children

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'It's a silent protest.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'I think your son is being bullied. He's suffering 80% Chinese wrist burns.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'You should give her a bigger breakfast - She's just eaten my thermometer!'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

The tuck stops here - childhood obesity.

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

'I don't feel that bad.'

'Oh no! The only one who can keep up is sporty Smith.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Don't worry son. We're going to get you the best money that medicine can buy."

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

The Voluntary Sector takes a beating

Hickory, Dickory Doc...Pediatricians

I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead.

An apple core school

"Done saving the world for today."

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Paediatric medicine

"Careful with that corn. It's a gateway food to other vegetables."