Childhood Toys Pillows

"Well, of course you have a heart."

Tragic 9 Ball

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Football Fans

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

Face painting.

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

That one has all the batteries!

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

The Hobby Store

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The Rubber Ball Company

Playdough's The Republic

Future garbage truck driver.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'