"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."
Childhood Sociologist Prints
Decorate their workspace or home with prints that highlight the fascinating world of childhood sociology, blending artistic flair with their academic interests.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"They grow up so fast."
“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”
'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'
"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
"She's been so creative lately."
'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'
'The child is very illogical'
"That's not how I sat on you."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"
"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."
"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."
'What's play?'
Children's artwork exhibition.
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)
'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'
"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'
"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."
"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
Teddy bear with a red balloon.
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