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"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'More hair than brains.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Whatever!

City centre pub.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Pubertry

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

"EINSTEIN! Stop fooling around and pay attention...."

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"