Childhood Myth Explorer Prints

'As I understand it, city kids come from the stork, and country kids come from the cabbage patch.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

One!

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Child development. How children change.

Freia and her golden apples

Childhood Screen Addict

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"If something is neither here nor there, where is it?"

"I told you not to include woodpeckers!"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

How to sleep when you're a kid...

"Nobody loved little William Poopy-Pants."

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Poems to Spookify

'Oh yeah, well, MY DADDY can scare ELEPHANTS!'

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"Day 1: Back in the carrier."

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

"Needs ketchup."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Playing in a stream.

'Must be Pandora's.'

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

Wishing well