Childhood Memory Relishers Pillows

'E. I. E. I. O!.. I think we've just made contact with old Macdonald!'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'My first camera'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

"I know more about art than you do, so I'll tell you what to like."

Our Heirloom Christmas Ornaments.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

Childhood's End

Paper Bombs

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'Alright, you've had enough. Time to pay the tab.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"It was touch and go, but your suggestion to kiss the boo-boo really helped."

Empty Nest.

"Last time he came out to play with you he went bankrupt."

The Queen's Carriage.

School crossing

"So, according to law, we're basically hostages till we're 18."

''What I Did During My Summer Vacation -- A Coming of Age Story....''

"The water was too hot."

'Remember when we used to make snow angels?'

'No probation, no amnesty! Darn it - never trust a bone chewing lawyer!'

'Lefty Was Here'

"It seems like only yesterday we were kids coming down here to look at the characters."

"This will help you make unbiased decisions, AND stay cootie-free."

Trichinosis