Childhood Memory Explorer Prints

"I'm no shrink, but it sounds like you have some unresolved issues with Lucy."

This is Anderson Cooper, coming to you from inside the mind of a dreaming Rudy Park. Tonight, a special report as we delve into the subconscious childhood memories of an average American guy. It's a minefield of ignominious school taunts, tiny humiliations, and rejections from gals. tonight on AC360: A @#$%ed up psyche explained.

'Where did we put away childish things?'

'Steven, think back to when you were 9 and tell me how you felt when your big brother intentionally stepped on your face to get to the upper bunk.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

Caution May Contain Nuts.

One!

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'My first camera'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Tooth fairy

'I guess what happens in Kindergarten, doesn't stay in Kindergarten.'

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

'This statue is based on an earlier work of mine from the pre-kindergarten era.'

Green Balloon

Child development. How children change.

"Cool! Now catch it on your tongue!"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"He followed me home...finally!"

'Ok, go! Hurry.!'

How to sleep when you're a kid...