Childhood Linguists Mugs

'Let me go over your symptoms again; you have a 'gugu' and you're feeling a little 'bugaga'.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I think I've eaten something that hasn't agreed with me."

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Heart To Heart

Artichoking victim

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

"Is it ne'er do wells, or ne'ers do well?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Snap-Dragon-Fly

Overly wordy travel.

'They sort of grow on you.'

'Now with 30% less crap you can't even pronounce!'

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Cut A Rug

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"I'm home deer!"

"'Holy cow... She can't spell for #!@*. Is that a 'T' or an 'L'? This entire letter is a grammatical nightmare!"

'I just don't get that guy. Sometimes he sits with us... sometimes he doesn't.'

'Okay, and now in English!'

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

Speech Impediment Cow

"We're having company for dinner tonight. Work on some cute remarks."