Childhood Ambitions Pillows

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Tree house.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Better to have had ice cream and lost it than never to have had ice cream at all."

"I'll have the usual."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'I can change! I swear!'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'Now, Billy, why don't you tell the class why you want to be a pirate when you grow up.'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'