Childcare Chuckles Mugs

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Children's Nursery

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Therapy for babies.

Romulus and Remus

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

'Take a letter,'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

"Broken childcare promises make me mad."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Working Mother

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

Two breasts: No waiting

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

Rattle Snake in Love with Baby

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

"Wouldn't a teething ring be better than a house-brick?"

'Home from work at last!!'

'What makes you think she's got a temper?'

"How were the kids?"

Facilities for children in a hotel.

"We were able to continue our careers and save a chuck of money by outsourcing the twin's daycare to a pack of timber wolves."

'Let the nanny do it!'

Devil-May-Care Centre.

Spartan Solutions - "We're working on our child care facility."

'...and these are my two little angels you'll be baby-sitting for tonight...'

Kid screaming 'I want a supernanny!'

Rat in a childcare centre.