Child Transitioning To Independence Mugs

"Quick! ...Do it now!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Pubertry

'By the time I was your age , I'd already run away from home TWICE!'

"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."

'I dressed myself.'

'It's all right with me if you go out, but you'll have to file a flight plan with your father.'

Still living with parents....

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"I found this hidden under his mattress."

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Oh, don't jump. But at least learn to code."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Our little girl is growing up - this very morning she told me she hates me."

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'If at first you don't succeed, don't plan on moving back home.'

“When I move out, will I be given a golden parachute?”

Jimmy suffered from a severe fear of flying.