Child Safety Champion Mugs

Lollipop lady

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Very fine people on both sides."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Mobile phone damage to children.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Trust me, with me in charge, your kid will behave and be safe..."

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"The Johnsons finally get around to child-proofing their home."

'He swallowed a warning label!'

Code Red!

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Why are you playing hide-and-seek in the stove!?! Don't shush me! This is my stove!"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

Health and Safety Gone Mad - "It doesn't look safe, his face is totally exposed to danger."

'Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...'