"Do you want to talk about it?"
Child's First Tantrum T-Shirts
Wear your parenting pride or humor on your sleeve with t-shirts inspired by a child's first tantrum—lighthearted designs for parents and caregivers alike.
The No No No's
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
"He just said his first word!"
Please buzz off. That's my flower!
'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'
'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'
Mood Swings.
Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!
"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."
"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."
'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'
"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."
'There's been no stopping him since he said his first word this morning!'
Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.
"Darling, he's just said his first word."
'He's said his first words...' 'Replacement bus service.'
"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"
"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."
"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."
'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'
Sore Loser
"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"
Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.
'She just said her first words...What an enormous budget deficit.'
Streaking makes a comeback, but nobody notices.
Heck Support.
'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'
'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'
'Google, google, twitter, twitter!'
'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'
'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'
"Remember how pleased we were when she said her first word?"
"He's afraid of needles..."
'His first word wasn't mom or dad, it was Cadillac. I can tell the kid's alredy got taste.'
Child's First Tantrum T-Shirts Collection
Child's First Tantrum Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating a child's first tantrum—ideal for parents who appreciate humor with their morning coffee.
Child's First Tantrum Pillows
Add some humor to your home with pillows inspired by a child's first tantrum—comfy, witty, and perfect for any cozy corner.
Child's First Tantrum Prints
Brighten your space with prints capturing the chaos and comedy of a child's first tantrum—fun artwork for your favorite rooms.