Child's First Birthday T-Shirts

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Help me!

Mobile phone damage to children.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"They grow up so fast."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Green Balloon

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

Baby Playing Violin

"It's his emotional support animal."

'It was the little darling's first time sitting up at the dining table!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Creative Baby.