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'That's all for tonight, God. Stay tuned.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Twenty-first century baby walker

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Tiny Visions

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

Father

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

"Amen. Please help me up."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Nun Binning the Devil

'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"