Child Minder Mugs

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

Parent problems..

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'You've no need to worry wile we're out - he wont let anyone come near the place.'

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse

"How long have you been a child minder?"

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

'We're home! How were the kids?'

'And what pray tell do I do if the teacher asks me a question?'

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

'I sometimes feel I'm living vicariously through my parents.'

'Don't be silly, I'm watching him for a friend.'

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

The Baby Walker

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

Fitness Programme for babies

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Acclaimed mother.

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Help me!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'