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'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Violence against children.

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

Danger: Do not love.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Ed Miliband

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'Why do you want the union! I've never needed it, and I'm doing just fine!'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

The Signwriter's Strike Enters It's 2nd Week

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."