Child Free Spirits Mugs

'Look at HER- six years old and no mobile!'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Protest

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"That's the deep end."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Sliding Down the Banister

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup