Child Development Explorers Prints

Toilet Training

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A boy acting suspiciously

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Children's education

"He talks the talk."

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

Baby's First Words... Hi Guys!

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'Hey, Dad. We learned all about the Kama Sutra at school today... Oh no, not the Kama Sutra, I mean The Magna Carta.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'I read all the parenting books, but you always manage to stay one step ahead of me!'

Child development. How children change.

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Proud mums.

"He's so well behaved I'm really worried, doctor."

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

How to sleep when you're a kid...

Poems to Spookify

Child Development: 'He's developing just fine, those babies in the commercials aren't really talking.'

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

Playing in a stream.

Giant cat at school open night.

"He's very smart. We just need to work on his focus."

'Don't you think he's a little to young to take up fishing, Ralph?'

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"Needs ketchup."