Child-at-heart Adult Prints

Personnel. I take it you're looking for an entry level position.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."